About
This was started as a sick joke. So all the mates could get out of sticky situations. We setup a phone number and would take turns "covering" for each other. As the lies grew and the yarns spun, the laughs continued, and actually got worse. We laughed so bad that I made this site. Here we are. Oh and if shit goes wrong, well we had a laugh.
Pinocchio
Spinner In Chief
Pinocchio has been with us from our humble beginnings. He is a core part of our design process and every yarn goes through him.
Trump
Co Weber
Related only in looks to Pinocchio, Trump oversees and crafts some of the best webs of shit ever. A very strong yarn spinner and veteran bullshitter, Trump's yarns gets complicated and sticky very quick. Some say Stormy Sticky.
Bill
Hard Ball
Famed for the best relationship based yarns out there. He was recuited quick for his off the fly attitute.